why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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