Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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