Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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