Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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