Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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