I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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