Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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