I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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