Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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