i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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