And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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