You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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