i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30