OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀