One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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