She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
