I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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