you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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