he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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