Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She's the barista slut.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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