I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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