I need help removing her.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Randomize
