How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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