he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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