Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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