My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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