gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How external is "for external use only"?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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