I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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