I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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