I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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