He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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