I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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