Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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