Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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