The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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