Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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