Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
im on a boat
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