i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've blown a few things in my day
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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