u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
