i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We had sex on a dog bed..
as a side note pls kill me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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