and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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