Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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