His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
3pm strippers are depressing
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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