Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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