Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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