Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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