Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
