Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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