Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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