didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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