its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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