I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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