omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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