I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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