You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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